Category: Sardar SMS

Sardar: Kal main bathroom
gaya te othay sap betha c

Sardarni: Hy o ruba! Fir tusi
ki kita?

Sardar: Kuj v nae main sap
nu kya
.
.
.
.
Tusi kr lo Meri te Nikal gae
Ay….

Frnd:Sardar g set nawa lita?
Sardar: apni kzn da chukiya ae.
Frnd: O kyun?
Sardar: yaar ohjadun v mildi c kendi c
“tu mera fone Q nai chukda?”

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping?
Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..

Sardar: Eik Wari Me
chota jia hunda ce
ME Minar-e-Pakistan to dig gya ce,

2nd Sardar: Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?

Sardar: Menu Ki pata
Me te Chota Jya Hunda C

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe,
honge….think…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”

A sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office :
‘Good bye char bacchon ki maa’
One day his wife fed up of this answered :
‘Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap’

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’
🙂

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
🙂

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
🙂

Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
🙂

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
🙂

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says,
“Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies,
“Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
🙂