Category: Sardar SMS

Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
🙂

Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story”
Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikle
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla.

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
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?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi

Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” 😉

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.