Sardar(Bety Sy): Tere Result Da Ki Bunya
Beta: Principle Sahab Da Puter Fail Ay!
Sardar: Ty Tu?
Beta: Doctor Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay!
Sardar: Ty Tera Ki Bunya?
Beta: O Khan Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay!
Sardar: Kaminy Main Tera Phuchiya Ay?
Beta: Ty Tu Kyra Allama IQbal Ay, Tera
Puter Vi Fail Ay!!! 😀
Jahan Dekho Ishq K Bimar Bethy Hain
Hazaron Mar Gy Lakhon Tiyar Behty Hain
Barbad Kr K Apni Taleem Lerkiyon K Pichy,
Phir Kehty Hain K,
Mulvi Sahab Dua Krein Beroz-gar Bethy Hain. 😀
Teacher: Dunya Mein Kitny Bare-azam Hain?
Pathan: Four
Teacher: Kon Kon Sy?
Pathan:
1- Quaid-e-Azam
2- Mughal-e-Azam
3- Sikandar-e-Azam
4- Mera Chacha Haji Azam 😀
Aik Bachy Ko Samjh Nae Araha Tha
K Chuti K leay Keya Kahe!
Akhir Us sy Teacher Sy Kaha K
Muje Apny Dada Ki Shadi K Leay
Chuti Chaheay.
Teacher is Phocha: Wo Es Umer mein
Shadi Keyu Kr Rahe Hain?
Lerky Ny Kaha: Sir! Wo to Nahi Kr
Rahe. Main Zaberdasti Krwa Raha Hn 😀
Pura Syllabus Padh Liya….
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. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!
Students in the class
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When teacher say tomorrow will be
exam
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
(O_O)
During the exam
(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→)
(←_←)
When checker comes in
(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)
In the end of the exam
(͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
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Har paper me zero aaya hai,
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Hum to yuhi chale jate hai bina muh dhoye examdene,
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Aur log kehte hai, Saala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai
Teacher : Complete the sentence..
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“Early to bed and early to rise..” .
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Student :
This Man has no interest in his wife.!!:P
Lady teacher:-
Sb sy ziada nasha kiss
me hota hai?
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Student:-
yes miss ur right
TEACHER: Osama has 5 wife & 20 children.
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Lalu has 1 wife & 9 children.
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Who is better?
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Pappu: Osama’s score is GOOD!
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But Lalu’s Strike rate is better…
Teacher:
(Loffar or offer) mai kia farq hai..
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Student :simple mam
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Lrka “i love u” bolay tu Loffer…
Or
Lrki “i love u” bolay tu Offer..
Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki
se
poocha!
“What is Nitrate..?”
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Ladki sharma kar boli
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“Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
ho
jaate ho…
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye…aur
hotel
ka alag
Teacher:
Iss Gadhay Ko Tum Apnay Sath School Kiyun
Le Ke Aa Gaye Ho…?
Student:
Madam Aap nay Kaha Tha Ke Aap Nay Baray Baray
Gadhon ko Insaan Banaya Hai,
So Main Nay Socha Iski Life Ban Jaye Hi.. 😀