Category: Student SMS

Tum kisi bhi din school/college miss
kar do
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aur next day ,
pehle jisko bhi call karoge kal kya
padhaya gaya
tha ?
kuch homework bhi hai kya ?
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wo kamina pakka bolega: bhai, kal to
mai b nhi gya
tha

Teacher:
Agr Irada Pka ho to “jo”
Hasil Krna Chaho Wo
Zaroor Milta ha.
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Student:
Rehne dein Miss,
Agr aisa hota to app
meri
Miss Nahi”Misses”
Hotein.

Urdu ki teacher,

“”Wo dekho Ek Khoubsorat Larki Khari Hai..””

..is jumlay ko apne alfaaz mai likho..

Student:
“Abey wo dekh teri bhabi”…>)

That moment when the Teacher says:
“Those who want to talk can leave the class”

and then

you look at your friend & ask:
“Chalen Kya?”

Teacher: Agr apka dost or
lover kashti mai hon or doOb rhE ho
to Aap kis ko bachao gE ???
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A student Reply:
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Doob janE dunga…

Saale ek sath kya
kr rhe the

Sweetest Excuse

A Kid gets “0” mark in a paper….

Father angrily say
what is this???
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Kid replies:
woh Teacher k pas stars khatam hogay
thay toh Planet dena shuro krdiye

Father shocked
Kid Rocked

Teacher: To Student ABC sunao?
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Student: ABC…..
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Teachar: Or Sunao??
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Student: Or Sab Allah Ka sukR Hy
Ap Sunao

Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle bhi
students karte the,
aaj b karte hai or
qayamat tak karte rahenge..?
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Bahut masti ho gayi yaar
ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge . .

Agar Ham Hand Writing Ki
Baat Karay to Exam ka Akhari 15 min
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Mein har Student main
Doctor ki Rooh Ay Jati Ha.

Teacher: Stand up. Tell Me Two
Pronouns…?
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Student: Who..?? Me..??
Teacher: Very Good . Sit Down :p 😀

Bigri Hui Zindagi ki Bus itni C Kahani Hai..
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Kuch Bachpan se Hum fankar Thy..
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Kuch
” School ”
ki Meharbani Hai…!
Such Bola Na

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…

All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…

All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…

Last Night My Books Were Dancing In My Dream
Do u Know on which Songs?
Guess????
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Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me..!:D
U knw english Ki Book Ne To Had Kardiiii
Kehny Lagiiii
“Subah Hony Na Dain
Sath Khony Na Dain
Aik Dosry Ko Ham Soony Na Dain ” ;):P
orrrr
Pak stdes Ki Book To Uuuufffhhh! Kehnay Lagi:
“Meray Photo Ko Seenay Say Yar Chipka Ly sAiYYaN Fevicol Say”:O:P
Dedicated to All Parhai sy Bore Studentssss…