Ay Khuda!Un tamam Students Ko
Exam me kamyab Frma,jnhe saal
bhr prhnay ki Fursat na mili..
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Un masoOm haathon ko himat dy
jinho ny unlimited SMS Packg ko
kbi zaya ni hone dia.
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khudaya un ankhon ko roshni ata
karna jo Net or TV p beth k kamzor
ho gai h
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Un Gharib bachon ki madad farma jnki
Grifrnd ne un se rat bhr 2.30 rupe free
ghnta m bt kr k unhe prhne nh dya
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Aamen
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Ye SMS tmam Naik students ko frwd kren
Talib-e-dua
Upcoming Horror Movies!
1:-Exam Ka Khouf
2:-Tarapta Student
3:-Shaitani Book
4:-Result wala jin
5:-Neend ki mout
6:-Khooni Notes
7:-Ssshhh Subah Paper ha.
1 hand on pen,the other on
phone
😛
1 ear on lecture,the other on
Classmates.
😀
1 eye on borad, the other seated
friend’s notebook
B-)
1 foot on Ground And 1 on Friend’s
new shoez
:-p
Face full with respect for teacher
And heart full with Abuses.
:->
Attention to lecture but concentration
on teacher’s Dress 😀
Who said Student’s life is easy? 😀
Teacher: Which Book Help
Most in Your Life.?
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STUDENT: My Father’s Cheque
Book. :p
Principal:
Why Are U Late?
Ur Class Mates Came
Together On Time.
Student:
Sir, Sheeps Always
Come Together
But
Lion Always come alone
Sometimes Wen V Cry,
No One wipes our tears;-(
Wen we r worried
No One feels our pain:-(
Wen We r happy
No One notices our smile:D
Aur
js din…..
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Result ata hai to Sara khandaan phone kr k puchta hai,
PUTAR
kee bnya.
Bnda puchy
tusi cup dena ae…:@:-D
Professor:
What is
“Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?
Studnt:-
Jinga Lala hurrRrr…
Prof:
ye kya tha…?
Studnt:-
Ty O ki c…. 😛
‎”\(‘.’)/”
‘) (‘Yahoooo!
_/””\_
Meri to exam ki saari taiyari ho
gayi…
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Blue Pen
Black Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser .
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Ab sirf parhna baki Hai, :p 😀
student[shoking]: miss jaldi police ko phone kro jaldi
miss[shoked]: par kyon kya hua????
student: vo meri pencil kho gai hai report likhwani hai
Jo student top kre,
wo
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“Student Of The Year”
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aur jo student fail ho jaye wo
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“Student Of The Next Year”:p 😀
Teacher:
“Pappu MQM wale ki beti ko
bhaga kar le gaya. Is ka future
tense batao ?”
Student:Pappu ki namaz-e-janaza
shaam 6 baje ada ho gi……
Dosto Raat Ko Parhte Parhte Ek KhayaL Aya
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Phir Kya,
Pen Uthaya Or Likh Dali 1 New Quation
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Bed + Razai = Bhaar Me Gayi Parhai !!!! 😀
Teacher:
Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon
k naam btao.??
Boy:Mendak..
Teacher:
4 aur btao
… Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,
Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki Item.. 😉