Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye
magr osy fail kar dia gya. Sawalon k jawab ye the
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1.Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoy?
Ans: apni last larai mn
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2.Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoye?
Ans:safhay k aakhir mn
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3 .Talaaq ki bari waja kia hoti he?
Ans: shadi
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4 .daryae sind kahan behta he?
Ans:zameen par
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5 .Aap 8 logon mn 3 aam kesy divide karen ge?
Ans:milk shake bana kar
;-(;-(theek to bataya tha .
Kabada maths 😛
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Maths sir: wt is a ‘line’?
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, goin 4 a walk!
Sir again: so what r parallel lines?
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A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd ! 🙂 😀
Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam
Jaane kaise log kuch yaadon k sahaare puri
zindagi beeta dete hai.
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Hum to raat ko ek TOPIC padhte hai vo b
subah tk bhul jaate hai
=D:p
Teacher:
Ager aap ka dost or ap ki lover doob rahay
hoon to aap kis ko bachao gay?
Student:
Doob jane do dono kamino ko.
Wo ek sath kar kya rahy they…:-D
Engineering student ka dard.
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Wo ye bol kar hume chor gayi
dosto.
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Tumhare to EXAMS hi
khatm ni hote, tum pyar kya
kroge =D =P
Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.
“Kiun Rakhoon Main Apne Qalam Main Sayahi…!”
“Jab Koi Armaan Dil Main Machalta Hi Nahi…!”
“Na_Jane Kiun Sabhi Shak Karte Hain Mujh Par…!”
“Jab Sookha Gulab Meri Kitaabon Main Milta Hi Nahi…!”
“Kashish To Bohat Thi Mere Pyaar Main…!”
“Magar Kya Karoon Koi Pathar Dil Pighalta Hi Nahi.!
Agar Khuda Mile To Us Se Apna Pyaar Mangoon Ga.!
“Par Suna Hai Wo Marne Se Pehle Kisi Se Milta Nahi”
Miss:Tum Late kiyon Aaye,
school 8 baje shuru Hota Hai.
Phir dair kiyon ki?
Student:Miss aap meri itni Fikar
mat kiya karo Dost SHAK karte hain.
2 Studnts raat me Parhty hue
First: Kitne baje hai?
Dusre ne 1 patthar uthakar saamne girls hostel me mara
Ek ladki nikli or boli: Kamino ab to so jao
raat ke 2 baj rahe hai..
Tcher:
Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:
Kunwaro k Liye “Alpenlibe”
Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye
“Cloromint”
Dubara Mat Puchna.
College life
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time
” Oye!! Ye kya likha hai ?? ”
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” Jo word samajh aa raha haiwo likh,
jo nai aaraha uska aisa hi design bana de’!!
School main Aag lag gayi
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skool nahi
Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
teacher ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
Bcha:
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye