Lady Teacher:
Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.”
Student:
Past tense Madam.
Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.”
Student:
Past tense Madam.
High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me
“where is GOD”, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me
“whr GOD is not” i’l reward u
200Rs
Teacher- Whats Ur name?
Boy- Hola.
Teacher- Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy- Main Holi ke din paida hua tha na.
Teacher- Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!
Teacher to Boy
Ek taraf paisa hai
ek taraf damag
…
kiya lo ge?
Boy: paisa
Teacher: Ghalat..
Ager Me hoty to Demag leti..
Boy: Jis k pass jo nahi ha vo wohi leta hai …
*School vs Collage*
*School:
Pencil,Rubber,Shapner,Scale,
*Collage:
Ek balpen wo b frnd se cheena
hua:
*School:
Class me enter Hony se phly Madm may i
come…..
*Collage:
Bina btae he mobile kan se lga k clas se bhr:
*School:
Bag me hr Sbjct ki book©….
*Collage:
Yar aik paper to phar k dae.
*School:
Class test me star…..
Collage:
Full mOOn hi naseeb Hota hy yar….
*School:
Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai,
2nd ok
*Collage:
Jigr bachi Chek kr, Dusra Oye Shram kr bhabi hai
teri…
Wondrful School day and LOVELY Collage LIFE….
1 Hath me pen 2sre me phone pr
1 Kan lectur p 2sra mobil pr
1Ankh bord pr 2sri lrkiyo pr
Kon bolta ha Student life is
EASY
Student are Very BUSY.
Student ka alamiya:
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At time of exam preparation:
Ay v ho ga
Ay v ho ga
Ay v ho ga
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After paper:
Ay ki ho gya 😀
‘Teacher: batao kay maths ka
kya matlab hai:
student: sir maths meanz
.
M: Mental
A: Attack
T: To
H: Handsome
S: students’
‘Dosto’n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya…..
Phir Kya Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Di Ek Nai Equation:
Bed+Razai= Bhar Me Gai Prhai….’
Biology Sir,
Boys Can You Tell Me
Exactly Where Is Your Heart … ?
All Boys Shouted Loudly
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In Girls Campus … =D
Sir Smiled And Said Mine Too … =P =D
Kal Raat Boht Dino Bad,
Kitab Kholi to Ehsas
howa
“DOST”
“K kitaben khol k jo
neend at hy wo”Lassi”
pi k nhi.
Parhai sirf 2 wajah se hoti
Hai
Ek shoq se
Or
EK khouf se.
Shoq hamen hai nahi.
Or
DARTE to ham kisi k baap say
Nhi,
P arhai sirf 2 wajah se hoti
Hai
Ek shoq se
Or
EK khouf se.
Shoq hamen hai nahi.
Or
DARTE to ham kisi k baap say
Nhi,