Category: Student SMS

Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan
Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Student:

Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,

Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

High  Level confidence…..
Teacher:If U Tel me where is
Allah?I will give U 100 rupees
.
.
Student:Sir I will give U millions
If U tell me Where is NOt Allah.

Teacher: Btao Kutta
Dum kiun Hilata Hy ?

Student: kiun k Dum
Men Itni Takat Nhi
Hoti K Wo Kuttay Ko
Hila Saky

Wo Mur Mur K Humein
Dekh Raha Tha Or Hum
Unhein,
Wo Mur Mur K Humein
Dekh Raha Tha Or Hum
Unhein,
Q K..
Paper Mein Na Unhein
Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume.

Aakhir Kb Tak Students Per
Zulm Hota Rahe Ga!?
Ab Humein Ayse Papers Chahiyin
.
Total Marks 50 Choose The
Correct Anwser:

1-Tere Mast Mast……Nain
(5,2,3)

2-…….Badnam Hoi Darling
Tere Liye
(Munni,Kaki,Bachi)

3-Maa Ka Ladla……..Gaya
(Sudhar,Bigir,Ujar)

4-Aj…….Jora Paa Saddi
Farmaish Te
(Kaala,Laal,Peela)

5-…….Ki Jawani
(Shafila,Sheela,Fazila)

New Pattern Forward
Students & Teacher

Pappo Ka Sawal: Ager 1
Teacher Akela Sub
Subject Nahi Parha Sakta
To

.

.

Aik Student Sub Subjects
Kese Parh Sakta Hai?

Point To Be Noted.
Khamoshi Ka Bycot.

1 Teacher ko susu k
name se sakht nafrat
thi
.
Teacher ne students
se kaha:
Jab susu aye to bolna-
Aap aya hai
.
1 din
1 student k0 potty aa
rahi thi
or
wo buri buri shaklain
bana raha tha.
.
Teacher: Aap ya hai?
Student:
Nahi
Aap ka Baap aya hai..?

Define Pakistani Student..?
.
.
A Pakistani Student Is Not
The One Who Read The Book
Before An Exam!
But
Write A New Book During
The Exam 😀

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my
parents to your home?
Miss. Why?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.

Announcement in a university:
“Will the students who parked
on the driveway, please move
their cars…”
20 minutes later:
“Will the 200 students who
went to move 9 cars please
return to their respective
classes…”

Teacher: Batao cold drink
Nuqsan deti he ya faida?

Student: ager koi pila de
To faida agr plani pr jae
To nuqsan;
(-_-)
<)(>
_//_
O My God I Am So
Intelligent

Miss: Jis bachy ne sabaq thora yad
kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kare Jis
ne Pora yad kiya wo mere Gaal pe

Bacha:Miss ap mjhe Break me milen
mujhe puri Kitab Yad hy…
😉

People SMOKE & DRINK for
few days & get addicted
Look at me,

I am STUDYING since £ast
16 years, but not YET ADDICTED
This is called SELF CONTROL.!
😉