Category: Student SMS

Chemistry teacher: what is the
chemical formula of water?
Student: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: whats this non sense?
student: yesterday u said H to O.:-P

Teacher:Btao Cold Drnk Nuqsan
Deti He Ya Faida?

Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida
Agr Plani Pr Jae To Nuqsan;
(-_-)
<)(>
_/”/_
O my God i am so intelligent. :-O

LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.

1 din boht se Professors
ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,

Jb sub jahaz me beth gay
to unko bataya gya k ye
jahaz ap logon k students
ne banaya hy,

Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz
se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo
bohot pursukoon bethe thay.

Is pr un sahib se waja pochi
gai to unhon ne jawab dia k
agar ye jahaz waqai mere
students ne hi banaya hy to
phir mujhe yaqeen hy
.

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K YE START HI NAHI HO GA..:-)

Police walay ne 1 student
ko pakr lia.

Student: Sir main student
hoon plz muje Chor dein

PoLice: Tum bina licence
k motorcyle chlate ho?

Student: Nai

Police: Larkiyon ko cherty
ho?

Student: Nai

Police: Cafe jaty ho?

Student: Nai

Police.
Oay fer tu
kerhi gal da student en.
PAO SALAY NU LAMYA…!!! 😉

*School vs College*

*School= Pencil,Rubber,
Sharpner,Scale
*College= Ek Balpen Wo
Bhi Friend Sy Cheena Hua
🙂

*School= Class Mein Enter
Hony Sy Pehly Maam May I
Come…
*College= Bina Btae He
Mobile Kan Sy Laga K
Class Sy Bahir 🙂

*School= Bag Mein Her
Subject Ki Book & Copy..
*College= Yar Aik Paper
To Phar k Dae 😀

*School= Class Test Mein
Star..
*College= Full Moon Hi
Naseeb Hota Hai Yar..

*School= Dost Mujhe Wo
Wali Class Felow Achi
Lagti Hai, 2nd Ok..
*College= Jigr Bachi
Check Kr, 2sra Oye Sharam
Kr Bhabi Hai Teri.

Wonderful School Days &
Lovely College Life..!

Ek Bach Roz Maths K Sir
ko phone krta hai.

Sir ki wife:
Kitni Baar Kaha Wo Mar
Gaye Hain.
Baar Baar phone Q karte
Ho?
Bacha:Sun K Acha Lagta Hai..

A logical Answer..

Teacher: Tumhare abu kitne
saal k hain?

Bacha:Jitne saal ka mein
hon,

Teacher”Wo kese?
Bacha:jis din me peda hua
usi din
to wo abu baney.

Teacher to KG class Student:
1 saal mai kitna mahine hote
hain.?

Stdnt:12 mOnth
Teacher:wow!!
Tmhe kese pata chala.?

Stdnt:
12 mahino mai 12 tareeqo se
tujh Ko Pyaarr jataOnga rree.,.

(,”)
_/((\_ dhinki
<< chika

PAPA:
BEti”M.B.A” K bad
kiya
Karogi?

Beti:
L.M.W.H. Karongi

PAPA:
What L.M.W.H
Beti,
“Love”
“Marrige”
“With”
“Hassan”

UFFFFF
Yeh larkiyan b
diwani hain.,.,
(‘-‘)a
<)(\_
II Ammi jalde se
nazar utaren meri,.,

Yeh mohabbat nahi
Usool-e-Wafa hai,

“DOST”
Hum jan to de
denge magar apna
roll number nahi
denge,
(‘.’)/chal
<)(nikal
/\
Koi Chakr nai.,.!

PRINCIPAl:
Agr koi Larka Girls
Section ki Taraf Gya
to 1st time Rs.100
fine hga
2nd time200
2rd time500
huga.
STUDENT:
sir koi Monthly pkge
nhi HY.,.,.

Meri pehli Love Story:

Main 3 sal ka tha
wo peda hoe.

Main ne school admission
lia vo 2 saal ki thi

Main primary me tha.
vo prep me thi

Main middle me tha
wo primary me thi

Main matric me tha
wo 8 me thi
Main matric me tha wo Matric
me thi Main matric me tha
wo FA me thi
Mai matric me tha
wo BA me thi
Mai matric me tha wo MA me thi…
Me matric me tha vo Ph.D me thi
Me matric me tha vo doctor bn gai
aj uski Shadi or mara matric ka paper ha,;-)

Nikle Hum Duniya Ki
Bheer Mein To Pata
Chala..
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.
.
K Her Wo Shakhs Udas
Hai
,
,
,
,
Jis Ny Monday Sy Phr
University Jana Hai

😀