Category: Student SMS

Kal Tum School Q Nahi Aye.,.,

Teacher: Kal Tum School
Q Nahi Aye Thay?

Student: Gir Gaya Tha Or
Lag Gai Thi.

Teacher: Kahan Gire Or
Kahan.

Student: Takiye Per Gira
Or Ankh Lag Gae.

Ay Myre M0la Sut B0mb.,.,

Ay Myre M0la Sut B0mb
Da G0la
.
.
Ay Myre M0la Sut B0mb
Da G0la
.
.
Na Rawy B0ard Da Daftar
Na H0ay RESULT Da R0la
😉 🙂

LAHORIES Never Ask.,.,

Prove That
2/10=2 !!!!
!
!
!
Student Of Karachi:
Wrong Question.
!
!
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Student Of Faisalabad:
Nhi Ho Skta.
!
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Student Of Islamabad:
It’s Strange,How Is
It Possible?
!
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Student Of LAH0RE:
TWO/TEN=WO/EN
‘T’ Sy ‘T’ Cancel.
(‘W’=23rd letter,
‘O’=15th letter,
‘N’=14th Letter,
‘E’=5th Letterm)

So

WO/EN=23+15/5+14

=38/19

=2
!
LAHORIES Never Ask…
Question Keya Hy?
They Only Ask,
Answer Keya Ly Kr
Ana Hy.
Dedicatte To All
LAHORI JAKAX Students.

Sirf Ek Hi Bat Hogi.,.,

Dar0 Us Din Sy Jis
Din Her R0ad
Her Gali..
Her M0hally..
Her Bazar..
Or Ch0wk Mein..
Sirf Ek Hi Bat Hogi..

Result Aa Gaya Hy.
Tera Kia BAna..?

Main Fail Ho Gaya.,.,

1 Larka Apna Result
Dykh K….

Keyaaaaaaa???
Main Fail Ho Gaya
Or Wo Bhi English
Mein?
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.
.
.
.
Dispossible!! 😀

A boy got caught in class .,.,

A boy got caught in class
throwing paper airplanes.
Teacher gave him punishment
to write 5000 times
“I will nit throw paper airplanes in class”
An submit it tomorrow.

Next day, he submitted the
paper written
# include
# include
void main()
{

clrscr();
int i;
for(i=1;i<=5000;i++) { printf("I will nit throw paper airplanes in class\n"); } getch(); }

tution parhaon ga.,.,

SOn: Main school nhi jaonga,
Mom: kyun?

Son: Job Karon ga..
Mom: 4TH Class Parh kr
kya kaam karo gy?

Son: 3rd Class ki Larkion ko
tution parhaon ga

“Om CHEMISTRY om” .,.,

If Student of CHEMISTRY start
Making Films,
Name will be,

“FILTERATION ho na ho”

“Kaho na SULPHURIC ACID hai”

“Hum TITRATION kr chuky sanam”

“Mai HCL ke dewani hoo”

“Hamara BEAKER ap k pas hai”

“Kabi ORGANIC kabi INORGANIC”

“Dil to BASIC hai”

“REACTION to hona hi tha”

“Yay SOLUTION ap ka howa”

“Hum ap ki LAB mein rehty hain”

“Jab ATOMS met”

“Kambkhat ACID”

“ALCOHEL zameen per”

“BENZENE is king”

“Om CHEMISTRY om” 🙂

Kiya faida.,.,

Kiya faida…
Matric
F.Sc
ICS
I.Com
B.A
BSC
B.S
M.Com
MBa
LLB
MBBS
M.A
M.Phil
Ph.D
karne ka?
Jab yehi pata na
chalay.

Ek se Dus…

Teacher K.G class ke bachhe se
Ek se Dus tak gino, main aapko KISS karungi.
Baccha: 1 se 100 tak ginu toh kya package available hai !!

Who is lecturer

Teacher to student: Can you define who is lecturer?
Student : A lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.

He began to Leave…

He came…

I Ignored him,

He Smiled…

I kept Quiet,

He began to speak.
.
.
I didn’t Listen

And then…

He began to Leave…

I Realized the loss

And shouted
“SIR MERI ATTENDENCE RAH
GAYI HY” :-d