When a doctor falls ill another
When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor’s the doctor.
Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in
his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors
the doctor in the doctor’s way”
When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor’s the doctor.
Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in
his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors
the doctor in the doctor’s way”
If one doctor doctors another doctor does
the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor
the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
Or does the doctor doctor the way
the doctor who doctors doctors?
I slit a sheet,
a sheet I slit.
And on a slitted sheet I sit.
I slit a sheet,
a sheet I slit.
The sheet I slit,
that sheet was it.
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
Supposed to be pistachio,
supposed to be pistachio,
supposed to be pistachio
Snap Crackel pop,
Snap Crackel pop,
Snap Crackel pop
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines,
and where she shines she sits.
Timmy Tommy Timberson
tooted to Toronto tutoring.
WOOD CHUCK (Version 4)
If a wood-chuck should chuck wood,
how much wood should a wood-chuck chuck?
A wood-chuck couldn’t chuck wood.
But if a wood-chuck could chuck wood,
how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck?
A wood-chuck wouldn’t chuck wood.
But if a wood-chuck would chuck wood,
how much wood would a wood-chuck chuck?
A wood-chuck wouldn’t chuck any amount of wood,
if a wood-chuck should chuck wood
Witch
Which is the witch that wished the wicked wish ?
I don’t know which witch is whitch.
Unique New York
Unique New York,
You need New York,
You know you need unique new york.