Two BootBlacks
There were two bootblacks,
a white bootblack and a black bootblack
and they were both busy blacking boots.
The white bootblack told the black bootblack
to blacken the white bootblack`s boots black.
The black bootblack was taken aback
and blackened the white bootblack`s face black.
The white bootblack blackened the black bootblack`s face black too.
Tree Toad
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
That lived up in a tree.
She was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was he.
Thadius Thistle
Thadius Thistle the thistle sifter
While sifting a sieve of unsifted thistles
Thrust three thousand thistles
Threw the thick of his thumb.
Theopholis Sistle
Theopholis Sistle, the thistle sifter,
sifted a sive full of unsifted thistles.
Now, if Theopholis Sistle, the thistle sifter,
sifted a sive full of unsifted thistles,
where are the sifted thistles that Theopholis Sistle,
the thistle sifter, sifted?
Sea Shells
She sells sea shells
On the sea shore
Of Seychelles
Peter Pan Peanut Butter
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.
Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
Once Upon A Barren Moor
Once upon a barren moor
there dwelt a bear also a boar
the bear could not bear the boar
the bear thought the boar a bore
At last that bear could bear no more
that boar that bored him on the moor
and so one morn’ he bored that boar
that boar will boar no more
Manager of the Menagerie
‘The Manager of the Menagerie
Imagined he was a manager of an imaginary Menagerie’.
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt
Not a punt cut square
Just a square cut punt
It’s round in the stern and blunt in the front
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt
To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
Felt Hat
Is that a felt hat your wearing ,thats incredible
I’ve fealt some felt hats before but of all the felt hats I’ve ever fealt
I’ve never fealt a felt hat like that felt hat fealt.
Fresh Fish
Do you like fresh fish?
It’s just fine at Finney’s Diner.
Finney also has some fresher fish
that’s fresher and much finer.
But his best fish is his freshest fish
and Finney says with pride,
“The finest fish at Finney’s is
my freshest fish, French-fried!”
SO…
don’t order the fresh or the fresher fish.
At Finney’s, if you’re wise, you’ll say,
“Fetch me the finest, French-fried freshest
fish that Finney fries!”
Dr. Seuss’ book, “Oh say can you say”
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy Had no Hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy,
Was he?!