Category: Wife & Husband SMS

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For U and ur parents.

Wife- I will die.
Husband- I will also die.
Wife- Why do you want to die?
husband- b’coz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!

Doctor ne admi se pucha …
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
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Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife : Koun thi wo?
Husband : Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchegi.
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Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.
Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.

Doc: “After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately!”
Wife: “But Doc, this will seriously affect his hobby”
Doc astonished: “What in the world is the hobby?”
Wife: “Saving Money!”

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.

Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.

Wife: Kyo?

Husband- Bheek Mangenge. 🙂

Every Wife is a ‘Mistress’ of her husband . . .

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‘MISS’ for one hour and ‘STRESS’ for 23 hours everyday . . . !:-D

Wife: “Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!”
Husband (ghusay se): “Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!”
Wife: “Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!”

Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo…

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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. 🙂

MAN: Cut my hair short.

BARBER: How short you would like to..?
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MAN: itney chotey k meri biwi inhen pakarr na sakey… ;->