Aik Car Ki Nilami Ho
Rahi Thi
20 Lac
25 Lac
30 Lac
Aik Aadmi Ny Hairat
Sy Car Ki Khrab Halat
Py Ghor Keya, Usay Car
Mein Koi Cheez Theek Na
Lagi To Usne Paas Khray
Aik Aadmi Sy Poocha:
.
.
Bhae Is Khtaara Car Mein
Aisi Kon C Khoobi Hy K Is
Ka Itna Daam Lag Raha Hy??
.
.
Aadmi Bola: Janab Ab Tak
Iss Car K 10 Haadsy Ho
Chukein Hein,Aur Hairat
Ki Baat Yay Hy K Her Haadsy
Mein Sirf “BV” Hi Fooot Hoe
Hy..
.
.
Aadmi: 40 Lakh
What’s The Similiarity
Between Chewing Gum
& Begum?
.
.
.
.
.
Both Are Sweet At The
Begining And Become
Tasteless, Shapeless
And Chipku In The End!!!
“A wonderful circle”.
Chooha billi se drta hai or
billi kuttay se,
Kutta bheriay se drta hai
or bheria gainday se,
Gainda cheetay se darta hai
or cheeta haathi se,
Haathi lion se drta hai
or lion aadmi se,
Aadmi BV se drta hai
Or BV
?
?
?
?
“Choohay se”
😉
Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder.
Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this?
Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Husband apni biwi ke office gaya toh usne dekha ke uski biwi boss ki godi mein baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Husband: Chalo aajao, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!
🙂
Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon paanch rupya de de!
Husband to his wife: De de, Dede tujhe sundari bola hai toh har haal mein yeh andha hai.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta : I don’t believe it! you r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife : Kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband : Yehi k main soya hua tha.