Category: Wife & Husband SMS

One Philosphar Said:

Every Wife Is A

~Misstress~

Of Her Husband.

‘~Miss~’

For One Year

And

‘~Stress~’

For Rest Of The Life..!!
😀 😀

Aik Khofnak Nashta”Wife: Aap K
Anday Ubaal Don.:-D
Husband:Nahi Pehle Apna Doodh
Garam Karlo.:-)

zinda rha to tmhara hi
sth nibhaoun ga.

“DOST”
Bhool jaun To samjh lena
k

Bhabi mil gyi he.

(-,-) (‘.’)
<//\,,,/\.
_!!_,,_/\_
Chalo begum.

Wife:
Meine suna hai k jannt mein
Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To Aurton ko kya mile ga?

Husband;
Kuch nahi.
Allah sirf muzloom ki sunta
hai.,.

Pathan ki 2 Biviyan Larr
pari,
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
2sari boli nai Aaj Monday
Hay.

PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola:
Main kya pagal Hun Jo
juma parh k Aya Hun.,,

Son:
Papa main itan jawaan
kab Honga k main Mama
ko bina bataye Ghar se
bahir ja sakoon?
.
.
Papa:
Bata itna Jawaan to abi
tak mein b nahi hun;-)

Biwi kitchen se boli:
Sunte ho Main Din Ba
Din khubsurat Hoti ja
Rahi hun,
shohar:Acha Wo kaise?
Biwi:Ab to Mujhy se
rotiyan b jalne Lagi
hain.,.,.!

4 Dost Bhethe Thy,
Table Per Rakhe
Mobiles Mein Sy 1
Baja,
Man: Hello!
Biwi: Jaan, I Am In
Bazar, Keya Main
1 Lakh Ka Jewelry
Set Ly Lon,
Man: Han Jan Ly
Lo.
Biwi: Silk Sarhi Bhi
Jo 20,000 Ki Hy
Man: 1 Sarhi Nae
2 , 4 Ly Lo
Biwi: Ok. Dear
Tumhara Credit
Card Myre Pas
Hai, Usi Sy Ly Rahe
Hon.
Man: Han Thek Hai.

Sary Dost Bole: Tu
Pagal Hai Ya Tujhe
Charh Gae, Ya Tu
Humein Necha Dekha
Raha Hai.
K Tu Apni Biwi Ko Kitna
Chahta Hai.

Man: Wo Sub Choro
Yay Batao Yay Mobile
Kis Ka Hai?

Husband: If I Have An Affair
With Your Most Loving Friend,
What Will Be The First Thought
That Would Come To Your Mind?

Smart Wife: That You Are Gay!
😀

Husband: Darling! Tum
Mujhe 1 Jaga Sy Bohot
Achi Lagti Ho

Wife: Kaha Sy?

Husband: DOOOOOOOOR Sy.

Husband Mera White
Ho
Lambi Us Ki Height
Ho
Ghusay Ka Wo Light
Ho
Personality Us Ki
Tight Ho
Jab Saas Sy Meri
Fight Ho
‘Kahy’
JANU Tum He Right
Ho.

An Economist Beautifully
Explained Two Reason For
Having 2 Wifes.

A. Monopoly Should Be
Broken.

B. Competition Improves
The Quality Of Services..

Wife: Itni Slow Awaz Mein
Kis Sy Baat Kar Rahe Ho?

Husband: Bahen Sy.

Wife: Bahen Sy Itni Slow
Awaz Mein Bolne Ki Keya
Zaroorat Hy?

Husband: Tumhari Jo Hy.