Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya: kahan hain aap?
Shohar: tumhain who jewellery shop yaad hai
jahan tumhain ek diamond ka set pasand aya tha?
Biwi (khush hote huye): haan haan mujhe yaad hai !!
Shohar: mein us ke saath wali shop mein baal
katwa raha hun.
Husband to wife:
Hypnotise karna kya
hota hai ?
Wife:
kisi ko apne
qaabu me kar k apni
marzi k kam karwana .
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.
.
.
Husband:
chal jhooti usay to
shadi kehte hain
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to
add ‘e’ at the end of a word…
… “I am having such a wonderful time!
Wish you were her
Wife-Main Marne ja
rahi hu.
Husband-Ye lo
“Dairy Milk”
Wife-Q?
Husband-Khushi k
moqay pe kuch meetha
hojaye.:-)
Wife: Main ne suna hai ke jannat
main mardon ko hooren milen gi,
tou aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband: Kuch naheen,
yeh offer sirf mazloomon
ke liye hai,
Mard ki zindgi mein
” 3 Dolls ” ati hyn
1 uski Beti “Baby Doll”
2nd uski Girlfriend “Barbi Doll”
3rd us ki Bivi “Panadol” wo
bhi extra 😀
3 women. .
Topic: Husband se kam krwana.
American: mene Husband se kaha
k aynda khana tum pakao gay.
2nd day us ne kuch nhi kya
3rd day usne rost bana liya
German: mene husband se kaha
k aynda gehr ki safai tum kroge.
2nd day wo chup raha.
3rd day pura ghar saaf tha.
Pakistani: mene un se kaha k apne
kapre ap khud wash krein gay,
Aagle din mujhe kuch nazar na aaya
2nd day b kuch nazar na aya . .
3rd day aankh ki sujan kuch utri
tu thora nazar aya 😀
Shadi se pehle:
Hero NO.1
Shadi k bad:
Cooli NO.1
Shadi se pehle:
Main Ne pyar Kia.
Shadi k bad:
Ye MAin Ne kya kia.
Shadi se pehle:
Kahona peyar hy.
Shadi k bad:
Ye sb bekar hy
Shadi se phle:
Tum Bin Raha Na
Jae.
Shadi k bad:
Tum KO Saha Na
Jae.
Shadi se pehle:
Hum dil de choke
sanam.
Shadi k bad:
yeh kia kar
choke hain hum
Shadi se pehle:
I LOVE YOU
Shadi k bad:
I KILL U
Shadi se phle:
Milne Kab Aao
Gi.
Shadi k bad:
Mekay Kab Jao
GI.:-(
Ek Shohar khubsurt tha
aur BV kali thi.
Shohar:
Hum dono Jannati hen
BV:Kesy?
Shohar:
Tm Mjhy dekh kr Shukr
ada krti ho
Or
M Tmhay Dek kr toba
krta hun;-).
Biwi:Main mar jaon gi
Shohar:Main b mar jaon
ga
Biwi:Main to bemar hon
tum Qmaro gay?
.
.
Mujh sy itni khushi bardasht
nahi hogi..
Husband Suhag Raat Ko
Biwi Sy: Aaj Sy Tumhari
Sari Cheezein Main Use
Karun Ga,
.
.
Biwi Sharmate Howe Boli:
Wo Plastic Wala Penis
Aram Sy Lena,
Murr Jata Hai…!!
Wife: Darling today is
our anniversary, what
should we do?
Husband: Let us stand
in silence for 2 minutes.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.