Category: Wife & Husband SMS

Love is Docomo, do the New.

Mariage is idea
can change Ur life

Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows

But

Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan

All Husbands are like Bluetooth….
Always connected when wife is around…
But
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !!

Early to bed and early to rise,

Proves man has no interest in his Wife.

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

“An idea,that can change your WIFE”
While real word was(LIFE).

Husbad B.V se:
pani pilo do.

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B.V Kya pyaas lagi hai?

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Husbnd(Ghusse se):
“Nai”Gala waikhna
ae kidron”LEEK”te
nai.

Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
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365 days,
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it starts working, when you born
and work till you
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Get Married…

Ek Admi Ne Apni Wife Ko
Letter Likha Ke.
Begum is Month Salary Nahi
MiLi Salary ke Badle 100 Kiss
Bhej Raha Ho.

I LOVE U

Wife Ne Reply kiya:

Aapka Letter Mila Salary
ke Badle 100 KISS milay

16 Kiss Sabzi waLay ko diye

29 KISS school k principal ko
Diye.Doodh wala 7 kiss Pe Razi
Nahi Hua.
Usko 12 kiss Dene Paray
Malik Makan To KISS Pe Razi Hi
Nahi Hua THa USko kiss K Sath
Jhappi Bhi Deni Pari

Mahina Aram Se Guzar Gaya.
Dont Worry

I LOVE U 2..

Intelligent Wife
Bv:
Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi
Husband :
Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt H
Patni:
Pata Hai,
Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle
WaleMeLaga Diya Hai….

Best shopping:

Husband ne
paan khareed kr wife ko khanay k liye dia

Wife:
Ap ne apne liye Q nhi liya?

Husband:
main to waisay b khamosh reh sakta hoon

‘HUSBAND: AGR MERI LOTTERY NIKAL AAYE TO TM KYA KAROGI?

WIFE: MAIN AADHE PAISE LE KR TUMY CHHOR DUNGI..

HUSBAND: MERI 100 RS KI LOTTERY NIKLI HY
YE LO 50 OR DAFAA HO JAO…’

Admin:Meri Bv Bohat Achi
Hai,Mujhe sardi mai pani
Garam Kr K Deti Hai.

Dost:Nahane K Liye?

Admin:Nahi yar,Bartan Dhonay
K Liye….

‘Wife Kal apne phir apni
Secretary k sath movie dekhi?

Husband kya karein,darling

Aj kal ki movies family k sath
dekhny k qaabil kahan hain’

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?

Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye 😀